Movement To Stop Calling Valdosta "Valdookie" Met With Resistance

Old habits die hard, is the most logical explanation for why people won't stop calling Valdosta "Valdookie." Now they've doubled down adding more silly nicknames to the mix like "ValDiesel," "Valdumpster," "ValKillme," "Valdummy," "Valdicky," "Valdonkey,"  "Valdorko," "ValDiGiorno," "ValHickie," "ValDenny's," "ValDomino's," "ValSmelly," "ValDonald's," "V-Diddy," "Vonky Kong," "Valdusty", "VAlpo," "ValNarnia," "ValDooDoo" and "ValDingdong" among others that can't be listed. No word yet on why this map excludes prominent cities like Atlanta, Nashville, as well as every city in Alabama, Mississippi and South Carolina, among others.

Stop Calling Valdosta "Valdookie"

These jokers have been calling Valdosta, GA "Valdookie" which is uncalled for so here's my take: it's fine to give a town a nickname as long as it's FUN and PLAYFUL like "Nashvegas" or "Cincy" or "Hotlanta." But Valdookie is just RUDE. It doesn't even rhyme. These bozos just replaced the 2nd half of Valdosta with "dookie" and guess what no one's laughing. You can't just make dookie part of a city then suddenly it's humorous like calling Dallas "Daldookie" or South Detroit "SoDookie" or San Diego "Dookie Diego." I don't like having to write blog posts like this to raise awareness but what's the alternative? Let bozos run wild? 

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4. Led Zeppelin - More like Stairway to Hell 'nuff sed.
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3. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Ok these guys are actually good (not) oooh #owned
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1. The Beatles - Sorry not sorry ps nice songs pffft
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