Dealing with the Law

"No officer, I don't think I'm above the law. Don't think I'm below it either. Way I see it, I'm right even with the law. Fact you, me and the law, we're like 3 edamames in a pod. 4 if you count my little dog over here [chuckles]. Now. You gonna give me a ticket? Or ain't ya? Either way, I'm gonna wish you the Merriest Christmas you ever had."